Holodoctorovy citáty a moudra
Missing. The captain is missing. Seems I've found myself on the Voyage of the Damned. Very well, please advise the highest ranking officer who is not 'missing' to see me at his earliest convenience.
She's the healthiest member of her species I've ever seen,
the only member of her species I've ever seen. You have a lovely brain. It will make a
fine addition to our files. I wouldn't worry: if your species has a history of
extraordinary mental abilities this may simply be your way of flexing those muscles for
the first time. Go home, get a good night's sleep and drink plenty of fluids. ...
Everybody should drink plenty of fluids.
Doctor to Neelix and Kes [#4 Time and Again]
I'm a doctor, Mr Neelix, not a decorator.
Mr Neelix, just because a man changes his drink order
doesn't mean he's possessed by an alien.
Doctor to Neelix [#13 Cathexis]
Well, it's bigger than I thought.
Thinking aloud about the bridge. [#17 Projections] and [#50 and #51 Future's End]
I'm a doctor, not a bartender.
Doctor to Sandrine [#19 Twisted]
You see these hands? These are surgeon's hands, created by
the most sophisticated computer imaging technology available. They do not play games and
they do NOT mop floors!
Doctor to Sandrine [#19 Twisted]
You should consider it a high compliment. Throughout history men have fought over the love of a woman. Why, I can quote you autopsy reports from duels as far back as 1538...
I'm a doctor, not a voyeur. ... I am programmed to be
discreet.
Doctor to Janeway [#23 Parturition]
I'm sorry. It's in my program. I see something wrong: I
must attempt to diagnose it.
Doctor to Kes [#23 Parturition]
You're not going anywhere, at least not for a few hours. I
have some tests I'd like to run on your majesty before I release you back into the realm
of ordinary humans.
Doctor to Paris [#31 Threshold]
Somehow travelling at infinite velocity accelerated the
natural human evolutionary process by millions of years. It's possible that Mr Paris
represents a future stage in human development, although I can't say it's very attractive.
Doctor to Tuvok and Chakotay [#31 Threshold]
All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from
predators (well, not me of course, I've just been programmed by you predators). The
question is: in a civilised world can we suppress those instincts?
Doctor to Tuvok [#32 Meld]
You're on your way back to being normal, though I'm not
sure how the word 'normal' applies to a species that suppresses all their emotions.
Doctor to Tuvok [#32 Meld]
I am programmed to be heroic when the need arises.
Doctor to Harry Kim [#37 Deadlock]
Listen to me: nothing could ever change the way I feel
about you, not a few scars, not some diseased skin, nothing.
Doctor to Danara Pel [#35 Lifesigns]
I'm a doctor, not a performer.
Doctor to Neelix [#36 Investigations]
I'm a doctor, not a counter-insurgent.
Doctor to himself [#42 and #43: Basics]
One hologram and one sociopath may not be much of a match
for the Kazon but we'll have to do.
Doctor to Lon Suder [#42 and #43: Basics]
Sticks and stones won't break my bones so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
I must say there's nothing like the vacuum of space for
preserving a handsome corpse.
Doctor to Kes and Torres [#59 Unity]
'I swear this oath by Apollo physician, by Asclepius, by Health, and by all the gods and goddesses: in whatsoever place that I enter, I will enter to help the sick and heal the injured, and I will do no harm.'
As husband and father, I believe it is my duty to set some
parameters. It's part of good parenting.
Doctor to his holographic family [#64 Real Life]
When I was first activated, I was regarded as little more than a talking tricorder. I had to ask for the privileges I deserved: the right to be included in crew briefings, the ability to turn my program on and off. It's taken some time, but I believe I've earned the respect of the crew as an equal.
Not so fast, Mr Paris. You are going to help me sterilise
every square millimetre of this sickbay. No doubt you've left your oily residue on every
hypospray, your sloughed secretions on every console. Just kidding.
Doctor to Paris [#73 Revulsion]
When I was first activated on stardate 48315 and I found
myself mano a mano with the Delta Quadrant, I didn't think we'd survive a week alone three
years. There was strife, there was discord. You were all at each other's throats. But over
time I've had the pleasure and pride of watching this crew learn to work together as
colleagues even friends. Who would've thought this eclectic group of voyagers could
actually become a family? Starfleet, Maquis, Klingon, Talaxian, hologram, Borg, even Mr
Paris. Granted we've had our share of difficulties, one might say we've seen the best of
times and the worst of times.
Doctor to assembled senior staff who are unwilling listeners [#76 and #77 Year of Hell]
Captain Kathryn Janeway, under Starfleet Medical Regulation 121, Section A, I the Chief Medical Officer do hereby relieve you of your active command, effective immediately.
Run along. I'll attach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them.
B'Elanna Torres: intelligent, beautiful, and with a chip on
her shoulder the size of the Horsehead Nebula. She also had a kind of vulnerability that
made her quite endearing.
Doctor's backup program to Quarren [#91 Living Witness]
Home sweet Sickbay.
Doctor, in Seven's presence [#93 One]
It's not unheard of for people to come out of stasis and
start wandering. Leave it to Mr Paris to be just as much trouble now as when he's awake.
Doctor to Seven [#93 One]
Does the phrase 'to be continued' mean anything to you?
I go into a void every time I'm deactivated. Emptiness,
complete and utter oblivion. I'll admit it was unsettling at first. The existential horror
of it all.
Doctor to Neelix [#95 Night]
To aid an honorable thief or to spend eternity inside
cybernetic oblivion? Let's tempt fate.
Doctor to Kim [#100 Timeless]
Somebody has to knuckle down and change history and that
someone is you.
Doctor to Kim [#100 Timeless]
Sometimes I think everyone on this ship has been possessed
by alien hormones.
Doctor to Janeway and Kim [#111 The Disease]
Singing to the tune of 'La donna e mobile':
Tuvok, I understand,
You are a Vulcan man,
You have just gone without
For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way
To load a hypospray.
I will give you the sign,
Just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging,
Synapses blazing.
It's all very illogical!
Doctor to the crew (a daydream) [#124 Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy]
To: Captain Kathryn Janeway, Starship Voyager. From: Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager. Topic: Status of Emergency Medical Hologram, Starship Voyager.
I should be allowed to participate and advance according to
my abilities like any other member of the crew. ... My program can be expanded
indefinitely. I don't have limits. ... I'm a computer program. Multiple-tasking is second
nature to me.
Doctor to Janeway [#124 Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy]
Thank you for this opportunity, captain. All I've ever wanted was to live up to my full potential, hone my skills, expand my abilities, to help the people that I love.
You!...appear to be suffering from a physio-emotive
disorder. You're impatient, quick to anger. Do you have any idea what that does to your
vascular pressure? You may want to see a physician.
Doctor, in the captain's chair, to attacking alien commander in order to stall for time
[#124: Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy]
I left my footprints in the magnesite dust and thought: 'One small step for a hologram, one giant leap for mankind.'
Photons and forcefields, flesh and blood, it's all the same
as long as your feelings are real.
Doctor to Janeway [#131 Fair Haven]
Romance is born out of differences as well as similarities;
out of the unexpected as well as the familiar.
Doctor to Janeway [#131 Fair Haven]
Tincoo, music is more than mathematics, and I am more than
a program with musical subroutines. All of my experience, all of my passion goes into
every note that I sing. When you listen to me, when my singing moves you, you're not just
hearing notes, you're hearing my artistry, my soul.
Doctor to Tincoo [#133 Virtuoso]
But if I had a name, other than 'Doctor' or 'Hey, you!', it
might encourage the crew to treat me with a little more respect.
Doctor to older Kes disguised as younger Kes [#143 Fury]
He used his own physical parameters as a model for my
matrix. I can't say I blame him. A doctor needs to inspire confidence in his passion -
compassionate eyes and a strong chin can go a long way.
Doctor to Neelix, about his creator Dr Zimmerman [#144 Lifeline]
Try to leave a few of my enhancements intact. I don't want
to look like every other EMH on the block.
Doctor to Seven [#144 Lifeline] The patient appears to be suffering from an acute
case of arrogance!
Doctor to Lt. Barclay and Hayley about Dr Zimmerman [#144 Lifeline]
Don't be so sure. You haven't seen me in a bathing suit.
Doctor to Torres [#149 Drive]
Fortunately for these patients I am programmed with the
Hippocratic Oath. It requires me to treat anyone who's ill.
Doctor to Administrator Chellick [#151 Critical Care]
That feeling you get from healing someone - infectious,
isn't it?
Doctor to Dr Voje [#151 Critical Care]
Some day this cytoplasmic matrix may fall into the
primordial sea of a distant world where it could ignite an evolutionary process. Aeons
from now, a creature not unlike you could emerge, look up at the skies and ask, 'Who am I?
How did I come to be?' It's the miracle of creation, Seven. How can that not excite you?
Doctor to Seven [#153 Body and Soul]
The reports of my decompilation have been greatly
exaggerated.
Doctor, in Seven's body, to Kim [#153 Body and Soul]
You starship captains are all alike. You can stare down the
barrel of a phaser cannon but you can't stomach a simple medical exam.
Doctor, in Seven's body, to Captain Ranek [#153 Body and Soul]
Ranek summoned me to the bridge under the pretext of a
little stargazing. What he really wanted was to use my face as a tongue-depresser!
Doctor, in Seven's body, to Jaryn [#153 Body and Soul]
But when you're thrown into the deep end of the galaxy and
left running for as long as I've been, it helps to develop a few extra subroutines.
Doctor to [Caretaker]-era Janeway [#157 Shattered]
Thirty more seconds and I could have resolved the situation
peacefully. Instead you and Tuvok the Kid had to take matters into your own hands.
Doctor to Seven [#159 Repentance]
If the Nygeans insist on killing him there isn't much I can do about it, but I won't let them do it aboard Voyager.
No matter how terrible the crimes these men committed, it seems wrong to hand them over to be executed. This is a Federation starship, not the Barge of the Dead!
In the beginning there is darkness, the emptiness of a
matrix waiting for the light. Then a single photon of light flares into existence. Then
another. Soon, thousands more. Optronic pathways connect. Subroutines emerge from the
chaos and a holographic consciousness is born. I awaken into this world fully programmed
yet completely innocent, unaware of the hardships I'll endure or the great potential I
will one day fulfil.
Holo-Doctor in the holonovel Photons Be Free created by the Doctor [#166 Author,
Author]